September 2009
4 posts
Reesa: In point of fact, theraputic was spelled correctly!
Carl: Ah, I feel like there should be an "eu" going on there somewhere.
Reesa: And I do not believe that Primal Scream Therapy was intended to be applied in the digital environment. Capslock communities aside.
You're right.
I fail as a human being.
Therapeutic.
Ruining my fun
Carl: I will wreak havoc throughout the building with my master key!
Reesa: I'll tell.
Planting Sheep
Everytime I’m on facebook I see “Carl has just planted his sheep.”
August 2009
3 posts
“Alas, poor Fred, we hardly knew ye.
But we did not like you.”
– Reesa (any resemblance to any real or imaginary Freds you may know if completely coincidental and this Fred has no basis in reality or truth.)
Poor Fred
Reesa: Gods, my brain is fried.
Carl: hehehehehe Also, I read that as "Gods, my brain is fred" and I couldn't figure out why fred? Reesa: giggle yes. Fired. I frequently fire the day, so why not my brain?
Carl: No idea. Also, I typed f-r-e-d Your reading comprehension is failing as time goes on. ;)
Reesa: rofl Yes you did. Which is why fred is fried and fired.
“I just managed to spill Coke from my neck to my knee on the INSIDE of my dress....”
– Reesa, having an excellent Monday morning.
July 2009
12 posts
“It’s a think of extreme beauty!”
– Reesa, referencing Shatner’s beat poet rendition of Palin’s resignation letter.
Share in the failure!
Reesa would also like to point out that at least she HAS an iPhone… (submitted by Reesa)
iMage
Reesa also owns a 3G iPhone, accounting for the failing in image quality evident in the last photo.
“Every Friday there are pretzels in the Common Room.”
– Reesa. Today. Friday. There are chips. No pretzels in sight.
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Carl: http://lifehacker.com/5311755/score-a-free-slurpee-tomorrow
Reesa: And then, once I reach the pinnacle, my evil will grow into one massive hardware failure, singlehandedly taking out the entire company, one user at a time.
Ooooh, Slurpee! Nevermind!
“I’m on a (FAIL) boat!”
– Reesa, who else?
“I often get “if you’re happy and you know it” confused with...”
– Reesa, hot off the presses.
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Why Reesa Fails
Reesa: Faaaaaaaail!
Carl: I heard you profusely apologizing. Did you make baby jesus cry?
Reesa: Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail!~
Ric was talking about how they didn't know when the baby was coming, and they didn't know where it was. So I asked "Ric, did your wife lose the baby? Did she leave it in a shopping cart somewhere?"
BECAUSE IT IS ALWAYS COOL TO ASK SOMEONE IF THEIR WIFE LOST THE BABY.
headdesk
Please kill me before I begin speaking out loud again, okay?
Carl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA u fail.
Reesa: I do, I do! OMFG.
Carl: youfail
Reesa: Never before has someone failed so HARD!
Carl: I think you need your own site!
Reesa: waysreesafails.tumblr.com?
Carl: That would do! :D lol
Carl: I have lost all interest in today. I may create whyReesafails.tumblr.com :P
Reesa: Please, feel free. I will update you frequently.
Carl: hehehehehe Don't tempt me ;)
Reesa: snicker