• Reesa: In point of fact, theraputic was spelled correctly!
  • Carl: Ah, I feel like there should be an "eu" going on there somewhere.
  • Reesa: And I do not believe that Primal Scream Therapy was intended to be applied in the digital environment. Capslock communities aside.
  • You're right.
  • I fail as a human being.
  • Therapeutic.

Reesa tries to autotune a ficas using the new T-Pain autotune app.

Ruining my fun


  • Carl: I will wreak havoc throughout the building with my master key!
  • Reesa: I'll tell.

Planting Sheep


Everytime I’m on facebook I see “Carl has just planted his sheep.”

“Alas, poor Fred, we hardly knew ye.
But we did not like you.”

Reesa (any resemblance to any real or imaginary Freds you may know if completely coincidental and this Fred has no basis in reality or truth.)

Poor Fred


  • Reesa: Gods, my brain is fried.
  • Carl: hehehehehe Also, I read that as "Gods, my brain is fred" and I couldn't figure out why fred? Reesa: giggle yes. Fired. I frequently fire the day, so why not my brain?
  • Carl: No idea. Also, I typed f-r-e-d Your reading comprehension is failing as time goes on. ;)
  • Reesa: rofl Yes you did. Which is why fred is fried and fired.
“I just managed to spill Coke from my neck to my knee on the INSIDE of my dress.
That’s TALENTED FAIL.”

Reesa, having an excellent Monday morning.
“It’s a think of extreme beauty!”

Like Magnets, Reesas are harmful to computers.

Like Magnets, Reesas are harmful to computers.

Share in the failure!


Reesa would also like to point out that at least she HAS an iPhone… (submitted by Reesa)